Spontaneous Combustion with Yours Truly

It’s the middle of the night and you’re lying on your stomach, when you feel your wrist buzzing. It takes a few seconds of vibration before your smart watch finally wakes you up. You slowly come to your senses and gaze at your watch. It’s a text that reads “I’m at...

Sating Your Cravings

The alarm sounds, obnoxiously announcing the arrival of another Monday morning. You rub the sleep from your eyes before heading to the bathroom. You hop into the shower and immediately your imagination starts to turn towards me. As you’re lathering up your delicious...

Celebrating My Tits

While you are sitting in a chair, I slap you in the head with a side swipe of my left breast. You pretend not to notice anything. When it happens two more times, you ask me if everything is okay. “Yes, babe; I’m just getting ready.” A moment later you can feel the...

Loving You Everywhere

You wake up to an incredible feeling. One of your balls is in my mouth, preciously being fondled between my tongue, lips, and cheek. I’m being gentle with my sucking muscles to ensure the most pleasant experience imaginable. I’m under the covers, hidden from view, and...

Let Me Lighten Your Load

You’re at work, trying to get some tasks completed on your To-Do-List. There aren’t enough hours in the day, but your supervisors do not seem to care about how much you have on your plate. People who are higher in rank delegate to you with a sense of entitlement....

Procuring Your Passion Once Again

It’s the middle of the night and you’re fast asleep, dreaming about Yours Truly. We’re walking along the beach, holding hands, fingers interlocked. Life is perfect. We have nothing to do today except take in the sun and maybe sip some wine before having a gourmet...

All Roads Lead To Ashlee

It’s Friday morning. You’re sitting at the kitchen table eating a high calorie breakfast and drinking a cup of sugary coffee. Breakfast is supposedly the most important meal of the day, and it’s where you get your daily fix of carbs.  You work hard, and you deserve a...

I’m Your Calm App

It always amazes me how we go from the most joyous time of year to the absolute busiest in the blink of an eye (or flip of a calendar page). Christmas season is fun and exciting, eventually culminating in a relaxing and festive few days.  We are with family and...