Love Thy Neighbor

Your wife was all too happy to let you be the one to get up at the crack of dawn with Zeus, (the rooster) and walk the dog every morning. Little did she know it was because you have become infatuated with the new neighbor who just moved in across the street. The...

What Cums To Your Mind For 2021?

Happy New Year, babe! Looking back on 2020, while much of the world struggled, I think you and I did just fine. As a matter of fact, I think we did rather splendidly! Milestones are great. Not just for celebrating where we are today, but because it allows us to look...

Your Dose of Christmas Magic

Have you been dreaming of a white Christmas? Perhaps you’ve even been fantasizing about a special gift that you’re hoping you’ll receive? When was the last time that something magical awaited you during Christmas? Has it become a holiday that you put tremendous...

Take the Dare

It’s been a long while—longer than usual—since a woman made you cum. Jerking-off is your favorite hobby, one that you’ve perfected after many years of diligent practice. But going it alone has its limitations. The loneliness has gotten to you, but at the same time,...

Demonstrating My Thankfulness

You arrive at my house on time, as usual. I, however, am still upstairs primping. You let yourself in, sit down on the couch, and turn on the television. As I begin to make my descent down the stairs, you can hear the click-clack of my shoes on the wooden steps, and...