You’re here because we haven’t officially met yet. I say “officially” because I not only want to meet you but hope to become an important part of your life. I’d be willing to bet dollars to doughnuts that this isn’t the first time you’ve visited my site and contemplated calling me. In fact, it’s your curiosity that inspired me to create this page.
With so many phone sex sites to choose from, and none being a “brick & mortar” establishment, it’s difficult to know who you can trust in this industry. I wish I didn’t have to point that out but, unfortunately it’s true. The saying goes “No one cares what you know until they know that you care.” This is such a wise and accurate truism. You can peruse my site and you’ll find yourself hard as a rock instantly. However, I’d like you to know that being with me is safe, and that I genuinely care about how I treat you.
It is my personal goal to give you the most gratifying and vivid phone sex encounter you’ll ever experience.
Me, myself, and I. You will never speak to anyone but yours truly when you call my number. I’m an independent, direct-dial phone sex provider and the sole proprietor of this website. I derive intense satisfaction from providing one-on-one, personalized calls that are tailored to your individual cravings. When you decide you want to be with me, you’ll feel like we’re the only two people in the world.
Unsure how you want me to get you off?
I totally get this, love. Trust me, I do. I’ll always ask if there’s anything you have in mind that you would like to do with me or to me. I also appreciate that you may be a bit nervous or unsure and that you might need a little help deciding what you are in the mood for or what you’d like to explore. Perhaps you even want to know what I’m into and that’s totally fine too. The list of my sexual indulgences is long, but I’m not the kind of girl who claims to specialize in everything (which really means specializing in nothing). From rocking your cock until it explodes in orgasm, to simply giving you the female attention you deserve and crave, I know what I need to do to make you happy. It’s not that I’m a skilled actress—hardly. The truth is, I’m not good at pretending to be something I’m not. However, I’m also not a one trick pony. I’m successful because I’m aroused by most things sexual, and possess an insatiable appetite for seducing you and bringing you to an explosive climax.
You are safe with me
I know that you may need to hide me from other girls in your life and that privacy is paramount. I wish more people valued this because I’ve heard stories about guys who were caught by others in the house when they thought they were either alone or at least out of earshot. The best way to be with me when you can’t take any chances is for me to take over the call. I’m skilled at pleasuring men while they need to remain silent on the other end of the line (this situation is far more common than you might realize). I also never elongate calls any more than need be. I’ve had years of hands-on training (yes, pun intended) in swiftly expediting “happy endings” in spectacular fashion! For our relationship to work it needs to be as easy for you as possible.
It’s worth repeating: You are safe with me!
You don’t need to try to impress me. I’m the one inviting you into my life, and I don’t take for granted that you will always be there. Any woman can capture your attention momentarily. However, it takes an extremely rare woman to keep it. I am indeed an extremely rare woman. I recognize that mutual trust is imperative and that I need to earn your confidence in me. That begins by our not being judgmental towards one another. There are two types of trust: that of ethics, and that of competence. Ethics: Counting on me to do the right thing. I’m looking to grow a relationship with you. We’re in this together. I cannot expect you to be good to me if I’m not good to you, as in any relationship or dynamic worth having. Competence: This is where I can admittedly be a bit boastful about myself. My body is the sexiest visual for your eyes, but I promise you that my voice is even more captivating. You’ll know this as soon as it infiltrates your ear. Not to mention how imaginative my playful and open mind can be! Additionally, please take a peek around my site. I’ve put countless hours into making sure it stands alone as the best and most secure site you will ever know. I put the same effort into earning your trust.
Will I engage in sexting with you?
No, love. This is something that doesn’t really flip my skirt. I’m sorry if this disappoints you. Honestly though, why would you have a single scoop of vanilla ice cream when you can have an entire sundae complete with whipped cream, sprinkles, and cherries? My voice is equivalent to the most delectable sundae you will ever have the pleasure of tasting. Need I say more?
Do you need to know more?
I want to be sure that you’re ready to dial me, and I completely understand if there’s something that you need to address with me first. If you email me at email@example.com (yes, I’m single-handedly still supporting AOL’s existence!), I promise you won’t have to wait long to hear back from me.
Are you still “curiouser and curiouser”? You’re only 10 digits away from not being curious anymore!
It is my sincere hope that reading this page has alleviated any concerns you may have had. I have truly endeavored to convey a genuine glimpse of who I am, and how I conduct myself and my calls. However, mere words alone cannot prepare you for the sexual odyssey that my voice will take you on. When you dial my number, my voice will slip into your ear, seep under your skin, invade your blood and seize your heart. Once you’ve heard it, there really is no going back.
I very much look forward to demonstrating to you why: No Man Calls Only Once.