Have you ever wondered what it is about the word “free” that we are so drawn to? Even as a child, I remember begging for the cereal boxes that contained a free prize inside, never mind if I actually liked the cereal or not. Every day thousands of people make phone calls, purchases, or show up to places for the promise of a “free” gift. Most of us at one time or another have also probably been roped in by a “free” trial of some sort as well.

What do all these things have in common though, aside from the allure of the word “free” appearing somewhere in the price? In the end, none of them are really free at all. That free toy (that broke within a day) amounts to a week of suffering through a cereal you didn’t even care for just the chance to retrieve the next hokey toy inside the next box.

That colorful flashing ad for free phone sex looked enticing, didn’t it? The word “free” lured you in and you ended up dropping $150.00 bucks upfront to shave a mere $20.00 bucks off of the total. The ad looked good and sounded good but, she certainly didn’t! So you ended up hanging up on her not even ten minutes into the call.

If there is one thing I’ve learned since my “free toy inside the box” days, it’s that you get what you pay for. Whether it’s a car, a bottle of wine, an electronic device, or a phone sex call, in the end, quality always comes with a price tag and it is never “free.” A skilled professional will always cost a tad more as well. There is a vast difference between a highly skilled doctor or lawyer and the sub-par ones appearing on T.V. offering a free consultation.

The same goes for phone sex. There are a ton of websites out there that advertise free this and free that, but let’s take a closer look at what you are (not) actually getting. Those alleged “free” minutes they offer might sound appealing at first, but is the person on the other end of the line really going to meet your needs? Did you get hit for an additional “processing fee” that was conveniently not disclosed on their sparkling banner ad?

Do they have the sexiest voice you’ve ever heard? How easily are they going to be able to tap into your likes and dislikes? Can they effortlessly surprise and delight you with a new twist on your fantasies? Hell, are they even going to remember your name 5 minutes after you hang up? The quality you are going to get amounts to little more than the flimsy, plastic trinket that came in those cereal boxes and the amusement will wear off just as quickly as you dialed their number when you saw the word “free” flashing.

I, on the other hand, am the real deal. Think of me as a real live toy that is built to last! A toy that every kid on the block wishes he could play with. A shiny toy equipped with all the bells and whistles that is capable of doing multiple things properly. A quality toy that is custom built just for you!

I don’t resort to gimmicks or tricks to try and swindle anyone out of a few dollars and I don’t offer specials because I AM special. The level of quality you get with me is unparalleled. I am a REAL, live, beautiful woman and the life and desires I share with you are indeed about my REAL life and authentic desires.

I challenge you to find a woman on earth with a voice as sensual as mine. You will not experience another woman with a mind as creative as mine either. I alone possess the ability to hit the target every single time you call. There simply isn’t a woman in this industry that will invest as deeply in our time together as I do. That is not an opinion, it’s a fact!

So, the next time you see a “free” blinking ad, ask yourself what you are really getting. I guarantee it won’t be the biggest or the best blast of cum that has ever escaped your balls.

For that, you’ll have to call me!