Just about everything seems to be such an undertaking these days. Despite all of the technological advancements that have been made, you are still left seemingly exhausted at the end of the day. Relationships can often compound this, whether it’s simply trying to maintain one or trying to summon the energy to spark up something new. Although some relationships can be rewarding, let’s be real; most of them end up sucking the life right out of you! Even dating itself can be exhausting and unrewarding, a constant effort that yields no meaningful bond or worse yet, an opportunity to get laid.
I offer you a sexual relationship that is hassle-free and designed around your pleasure. You will receive the keys to the kingdom and I’m here to serve. How many other connections can you say this about? There’s nothing you’ll ever need to contemplate or worry about when we are spending time together. You don’t need an app or a dating profile that she might find, or a bio that’s difficult to fill out. You don’t need to call ahead before driving home to gauge her mood and most importantly, you don’t have to worry about the risk of being rejected once again.
If you’re married, you already know what kind of effort goes into getting the wife to stop what she’s doing long enough for a spontaneous quickie. Finding the opportunity for an amazing orgasm can be even harder (pun intended) than when you were single, unless you’re fortunate enough to get some alone time with You Porn on your iPad in the bathroom. You never know when you come home at the end of the day if your wife is going to be Jekyll or Hyde. Will she be in a good mood and just require some nuzzling and foreplay? Or will it be one of those days where even the slightest bit of affection requires serious ass kissing that very well could leave you with nothing but frustration?
Who has the time and energy for all of that? How many times have you just thrown in the towel because the payoff wasn’t worth the work you’d have to put in (literally)? However, there is a silver lining and it’s that you’ve found me! Those that have experienced me will say that I’m all that and a bag of chips. Looks, brains, sense of humor and as an added bonus…I’m not bi-polar! You never have to work to get me in the mood, you don’t have to bring home a dozen roses to get a taste of my pussy, and you certainly never have to worry that I won’t be up for doing whatever makes you feel good. There are no arguments here, no rejection, and no being afraid to ask for what you really want! It’s just you and I sharing in the pleasures of making each other feel insanely good.
I already want to please you; I’m here to act on your every desire. When you want to say, “I really need to cum down your throat,” imagine my sultry voice as I reply, “I’d be happy to suck your aching, hard cock, baby!”
No need to start me up, my engine is already purring.