Phone sex with Ashlee 866-605-2544I saw a television commercial the other day that made me think of you. It was advertising a service for bringing together married individuals who want to have an affair.  I’m not an expert, but I doubt it works for most people. Too much secrecy is needed; are you really going to trust a woman to keep her mouth shut if things don’t work out?

I’ve said it before…“You don’t pay a hooker to fuck you, you pay her to leave afterwards”.  I do leave afterwards, but, unlike a hooker, I also remain at the fore-front of your mind.

The commercial begins with a slightly overweight guy waking up in the middle of the night. He doesn’t seem to know where he is. He turns to face the woman sleeping next to him, and makes a grisly face as he realizes he went to bed with a sloth-like female.  He slowly and gently gets out of bed, careful not to wake the strange and less than attractive woman he apparently had sex with after way too much alcohol.

He can only wonder how many drinks he had before finding her tolerable. As he reaches the bottom of the stairs, he turns on a light. Suddenly, before a sound is made, he sees a picture on the wall of him and the sloth-like creature he was just laying with.  She’s not some random hook up.  She’s his wife, and he’s been sentenced to marriage without parole!

Maybe your wife or girlfriend is not terribly ugly. I’m sure she absolutely does have some redeeming qualities, and sometimes can be fun to be around. But, I want you to admit something to yourself: she’s not an attractive person. She may not be horrid, but she’s not pretty.  Your friends don’t fantasize about fucking her, she can’t wear a bikini, and she doesn’t look good naked.  If she did, you wouldn’t be here with me.

Lucky for you, all is not lost. You’re not going to find the answer, however, on some dating site. I can add excitement to your sex life for the first time in a long time.  Let’s start with getting down to business—the business of making you cum, that is.  Phone sex with me is not a one night stand.  You don’t pay for a quick blow job call; it wouldn’t be worth it to me.  I charge more because I offer more.  I offer you the chance to fall in love with my incredibly intoxicating voice. My voice is more arresting than all the pictures of my tits combined, even the ones where they’re lubed up and fully exposed (like the one you’re staring at now).

You’ll want to pump your cock harder than you have since you were a teenager.  I’ll generate such a huge frozen rope stream of cum that you’ll be panting for air afterwards.  Once I know you’re hooked on me (which takes a mere 1-2 calls), I’ll introduce you to the idea of having me in your wife’s bed.  Soon we’ll graduate to my asking you to leave a puddle of cum on her favorite garments. Imagine the thrill you’ll feel of cheating when you see that she’s wearing the bra you decorated with the ejaculation I inspired.

Don’t let the mundane, woman in your life rob you of a sex life. Don’t go through the hum-drum motions every single day. It doesn’t start with a call.  It already started (You are hard right now, aren’t you?).

Call me.  Let’s finish what I started.

Ashlee 866-605-2544

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