

Everyone has their own private fantasy world...
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Bringing Your Fantasies to Fruition
Recently I was asked what “Queening’’ was. I know that some of you reading this, namely, my more conventional callers may not be familiar with this term. That being said, I think this particular brand of oral sex falls into the “Fetish” category. Oftentimes we don’t know if we care for a particular fetish that we’ve been entertaining in our minds until we’ve actually tried it. Perhaps some of the fantasies that dance through your mind are considered kinky, a little off color, or even a bit depraved. You know that even your most trusted partner might (I’m being too nice-will) not share your interest in exploring such things. I am ready to serve up any sexual side dish or entrée that you wish to simply sample or fervently feast on.
I believe in experiencing sex at its fullest and it is my goal to become the person responsible for your hardest hard-ons and most glorious orgasms! Queening in its most simplistic form is “Face-sitting”, a term that is pretty self-explanatory. However, I want to elaborate on that definition a bit more. Queening is a very erotic take on cunnilingus and power exchange. It’s an act in which a woman sits on a man’s face and receives sexual gratification while shamelessly wielding her power over her man.
There are varying degrees of queening, ranging from straight up (yes, you would be) pussy and ass worship to full-on smothering. This type of unabashed intimacy dissolves any inhibitions and brings eroticism to a whole new level. Just imagine my pussy adorning your face…my wet thighs locked against your head, I’m bucking wildly with each thrust of your tongue. Your cock is stiffer than it’s ever been and your balls are screaming for release. While I’m grinding my tight holes on your face, you are so consumed with pleasuring me that you barely remember to gasp for a breath of air.
Queening is just one of a billion fantasies you and I can explore together. I will be mentioning a few more areas of exploration in future entries. Attempting to keep your true desires subdued will only enhance your secret cravings more. I’m never going to tell you no or spew disdain at you and I am not afraid to venture down a road others won’t travel with you.
Pleasure isn’t found in just one position, fetish or scenario. There are so many intriguing ways to exchange pleasure and I see the possibilities in all of them. While keeping your fantasies to yourself may ensure no awkward conversations with your partner, it also ensures a raging case of blue balls for you!
I’m ready to empty those achy balls and bring your fantasies to fruition.

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Being Sublime in Record Time


However, I understand that time and circumstances do not always allow for leisurely trysts between us. I do treasure our chit chat, but I never expect it. You never have to chat me up to get me in the mood or whisper sweet nothings in my ear afterwards. There’s no work that needs to be done before we get down to it. I am always ready when you are. I’m always willing to go at whatever pace your situation calls for in that moment.
I know that as a red-blooded man, you have certain carnal needs and those needs can strike swiftly and powerfully. My goal is to meet your needs with the same fervor that is racing through you as you are dialing my number. I understand that there are times when your cock is raging against your pants threatening to burst right through them!
In those situations, I know that your balls need to be emptied stat! During those times, my mission is to get your cock into my mouth or between my thighs as quickly as possible! Your desire fuels me and just thinking about you taking me hard and deep without a single word turns me on beyond belief.
Whether your frenzied hands need to grab onto my head while you pump my hungry mouth, or you need to feel the warmth of my pussy wrapped around your pulsing cock, I will fulfill your needs and in doing so, you’ll be fulfilling mine.
Just say the word baby, I promise it will be sublime in record time. (Wink)







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I am the Quintessence of Phone Sex


With me, there are no hoops or rigmarole to endure. I’m in the hospitality business by choice and providing you with pleasure is what I do best. Each time you hear my voice, I will be ready, eager, and genuinely excited about giving you the much needed dose of female attention that you crave and deserve. I know that you are responsible for making many important decisions every day. I also know that at the end of your grueling workday it (ahem…”She”) doesn’t let UP (pun intended) once you pull into the driveway. I am the easiest decision you will make all day long, the one clear choice that never leads to contemplation, anxiety or regret!
Today I want you to take a detour on your drive home. Pull over in a secluded little spot, park the car and let me take it from there. When we’re together, you are the only thing on my mind. You’ll never have to wonder who I’m thinking about or where my mind is at. My focus is solely on fulfilling your desires and giving you the slice of escapism that you’ve almost forgotten exists. My body shutters just thinking about hearing the quickening of your breath while I’m bringing you to the peak of ecstasy and you explode in spectacular fashion! I am the quintessence of phone sex and I can indeed surpass the boundaries of pleasure that have been woven so tightly around conventional sex.
It’s time to get unconventional… Call me babe.







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I’m Glowing When I’m Blowing


I enjoy everything about your cock. The mere visual of it causes my nipples to tighten and fills me with a flush of desire. There is nothing more arousing than seeing you with that glazy look in your eyes. I just melt when I see you like that babe. Because that look combined with your pulsing cock tells me that you are in desperate need of having your cock taken care of. Something about knowing that your rigid cock will be entering my mouth (or any other part of my body) at any second floods my pussy with juicy wetness and fierce longing!
One of the things I find so sexy is that gasp from you when my eager tongue goes from tracing to enveloping you completely in my warm mouth. I love the unveiled intimacy we share when I’m surrounding your cock with wet heat. My tongue massages the underbelly across your shaft and then curls firmly against the rim. I can’t help but softly moan with my lips wrapped tightly around you while you are clenching your fingers in my hair.
I love feeling you that way in my mouth, hard and throbbing filled with primal need, as I delicately cradle your heavy balls in my soft hand. I roll them gently while my fingers play a pleasurable melody of sensation against them, before sliding my tongue down to trace their seam and then pushing them into my wanting mouth. There is no inch of you that I would leave untouched by my lips, no space left unexplored by my mouth. I long to devour you as desperately as you wish to be devoured…until we both reach that pinnacle of climax that leaves your balls blissfully drained and my mouth full of all that I crave.
Call me now, and let’s satisfy both our cravings.







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Chasing the Initial Feeling


It started out great though, didn’t it? The very first call you ever did probably blew your mind. After all, she seemed to say all of the right things. As time went on and you decided to call her back, unfortunately, you found yourself less than enchanted. Something just didn’t seem quite the same. As she attempted to bring you toward completion it became apparent that the girl you were speaking with was not the girl who rocked your world just last week!
Call after call, you hold out hope chasing after that initial feeling again. You continue the search for that fledgling spark of excitement that brought you to the ultimate release. Well, luckily for you babe, your day has finally come (literally). Every call with me is better than your last and just as good as your first. My calls will surpass any expectations you may be hoping for. The internet is filled with beautiful pictures and semi sexy voices, but I possess something that is beyond rare. I procure genuine pleasure in hearing the utter relief in your voice as I find all of your hot buttons and push them one by one. Because nothing arouses me more than knowing I am the one who is turning you on!
I am multi-dimensional. My imagination and endless quest to astonish won’t merely draw you in; they will keep you coming back for more. I am the complete sensual package. My sexuality will leave your heart racing, your balls joyously emptied and your mind filled with the anticipation of our next erotic phone sex encounter. My voice will echo through the crevices of your mind between our calls, and entice you to send your wife out on a very long errand (wink).
Only 11 digits separate you from the dream-fuck you’ve been craving.







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I’m Your Missing Piece


How many nights did you lie awake in bed trying to put your finger on what that emptiness was before realizing that the problem was her? Sure, it was fun in the beginning, all the flirtation and chase to make her yours. But as the years have moved on, you’ve only grown more adventurous while her libido flat lined long ago. Her spontaneity and desire to please you in any sort of sexual way is null while your desires and cravings are still operating at peak intensity.
You want more – no, you NEED more. There’s a void that you and I both know she will never fill, an ache she will never satisfy. You deserve someone whose enthusiasm and voracious appetite can match your own. I’m that someone babe. I thrive on spontaneity and adventure just as much as you do. I get off on arousing you and I’m definitely not half-hearted when we are spending time together.
I’m the missing piece to the puzzle you’ve worked so hard to create. I can fulfill not only your carnal desires, but my very presence in your life will leave you feeling more alive and contented than you thought possible. Having a phone sex relationship with yours truly means that you will feel wanted and appreciated. There will be no more tossing and turning in bed for you, instead you will be thinking about how gloriously I make you cum! I am the dose of female attention you crave and my mind knows no boundaries where pleasuring you is concerned. So why continue to compromise?
Pick up the phone and let me show you how I can change your life.







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