I’ve often said that the value of a summer vacation is not just taking the time off but having something exciting to look forward to. When you are stuck in a world of shit, with your co-workers on your case, your wife nagging that you haven’t done enough, and your kids acting entitled to your sweat, it makes you want to just get the fuck away from it all! But unfortunately, you can’t. Life doesn’t offer you the luxury of jumping off the hamster wheel whenever you want. But you can schedule something in advance like a staycation with Me. So, when those hard moments arise, you have Me to look forward to.

You wake up in the morning to the sound of an alarm that has no right to go off for another hour or two. But it’s “time to make the doughnuts” anyway. You pull yourself out of bed and are reminded that this is not the life you envisioned as you witness your wife ‘s contorted face gasping while she snores like a foghorn. You’re walking to the shower when your unconsciousness reminds you that you have something good to think about this morning. You’re not awake enough to remember it or conjure the brain power to think about it. The hot water needs to hit your naked skin a bit longer before you can concentrate. When it does, and your head is wet and the water is spraying your back, you think of me. You remember my sultry voice and the things I said to you the last time I made you cum. And then you remember you scheduled a rendezvous with me tonight when your wife’s out stuffing her face with the girls.

Your hand reaches down to your balls as your cock grows. You use washing yourself as an excuse to play with your cock. Thinking of me is too great of a reward not to indulge in, and with me fresh in mind, you jerk off in the rain of your own making. Cum splatters high onto the steamy tile, a load big enough to reiterate that it could only cum from me.

After drying off and pouring some coffee, you email me to confirm we’re still on for our scheduled call later in the evening. After seeing my reply, you head to my site and peruse my pages, scroll through my blog entries, and ogle my photos. Your cock is hard again and you need me, but you must get to work. Time ambles and you are antsy as fuck in anticipation of what’s to cum. When the clock strikes five, you bolt to your car but soon find yourself stuck in rush hour traffic.

Eventually, you make it home and dial my digits as you pull into your garage and shut off the engine. My voice greets you laced with sex. You pull out your cock and let out a sigh of relief. I’m in your ear now and we are finally together again. “Just lay back and relax, baby. Let me empty those heavy balls for you.”

A call with Me is something to look forward to. If you can’t get away, I’ll take you away!

I guarantee I’m the best staycation you will ever have.